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TWA LOONIES

JOCK AND JEEMS THE BEST O' PALS

WERE SITTIN' AT THE HERBOUR WALL

A RICHT CAUL WIND BLOWIN' FAE THE EAST

TWIS NEITHER GOOD FOR MAN NOR BEAST

DISCUSSIN' NEXT FIT THEY WID DEE

AS THEIR LINEES DANGLED IN THE SEA

IDEAS THEY CAM THICK AND FAST

AS THEIR LINES THEY GAVE ANITHER CAST

FIT ABOOT HAEN A GAME O' DOOLIES

OR CATCHIN' CRABBIES IN THE POOLIES?

"I CANNA BE BOTHERED" JOCK WID SAY

"WEEL LEAVE THAT FOR ANITHER DAY!"

"IT'S FAR TOO CAUL TAE GUINE AND DOOK"

SAID JEEMS HAULIN' IN ANITHER FLOOK

"FIT ABOOT GITTEN AN AUL ROOSTIE CAN

AN BILIN' BUCKIES, NOO THAT WID BE GRAN!'"

"NA" SAID JOCK, " WEEL JIST GIT BLACK,"

SYNE MY LUG WILL GIT AN AWFU' CRACK"              

NAE METTER HOO HARD JEEMS WID TRY

JOCK KNOCKED IT BACK IN QUICK REPLY

"IS THERE ONYTHIN' ATA' YE WINT TAE DEE"?

WIS JEEMSIES HONEST HERT FELT PLEA

JOCK THOCHT IT OWER, "I JIST DIVNA KANE"

"OCH " SAID JEEMS "WEEL JIST GUINE HAME!"