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SNOWY AND THE TEACAKES

COMIN'  IN  OFF THE DECK ,  SYNE MAKIN'  DOON ALOE

SNOWY HE GOT OFF HIS MARK FIN IT CAM'  "TEA- OH"

"TAK  OOT A  PACK O' TEACAKES",  THE  SKIPPER HE DID CRY

THE EVIDENCE WIS  LYIN' THERE  AFORE HIS VERY EYES

THE BOX IT WIS HALF EMPTY, " I DOOT WE HIV A MOOSE",

"AYE IT'S CRIED SNOWY,  AND HE'S UP IN THE WHEELHOOSE!"

"JIST YOU LEAVE THIS UP TAE ME,  AND DINNA SAY  A  WORD",

THE IDEA HE CAM UP WI',   WID TURN  YER  BLEED TAE CURD

NEXT TIME THE STORES CAM DOON,  HE WIS   READY WAITIN'

"I'LL SORT HIM OOT THIS TIME,  O '  HIM  I'LL  HAE THE BAITIN'"

TAKIN'  OOT THE TEACAKES,  A RAZOR BLADE IN HAUN

" NOO I'LL GIT MY AIN BACK,  REVENGE IT WILL BE GRAN'".

CUTTIN'  OFF THE TOPS,  SYNE SPOONIN'  OOT THE CREAM

EMPTY CHOCOLATE CUPS,  THE BEST YOU'VE IVER SEEN

OOT CAM A CONCOCTION,  WE A'  THOCHT WIS CUSTARD

WE WISNA LONG IN FINNIN OOT,  IT WIS  'COLEMANS MUSTARD!'

FILLIN'  THEM WI'  MUSTARD ,  THEN BACK INTAE THE BOX

SNOWY  WIDNA TAK LONG,  TAE FIND OOT ABOOT OOR HOAX

JIST AFORE  "TEA-OH"  FAE THE CABIN CAM A SCREAM

THE CULPRIT HE WIS CATCHED,  DUE TAE THE SKIPPER'S SCHEME

FIN  WE  CAM INTAE THE GELLEY,   HE WIS RUNNIN'  UP THE STAIRS

EEN RUNNIN'  WI  WATER,   HIS THROAT AND TONGUE GIE SAIR

"LET THAT BE A LESSON,  TAE LEAVE SOME TAE THE CREW!"

SNOWY QUIDNA ANSWER,  FOR THE BURNIN'  IN HIS MOO.